Yay! Yayyyyyyyy! Wahoo! Hey, everyone! HOORAY AND HUZZAH!
Why are we celebrating, you ask? Because Ben Affleck has decided to pursue a different vocation! He's going to be a teacher! No more Daredevils! No more Paychecks! Oh, we're as giddy as a spoiled Victorian child on Christmas Day!
Oh.
He's only going to be teaching a couple of acting classes, you say?
H-he's still going to be making movies?
. . . Oh.
Anyway.
According to contactmusic.com, Ben wants to "give back" to his adoring public, so he'll be teaching one acting class per week this summer to young, starry-eyed hopefuls dreaming of their own Boiler Rooms, their very own Giglis. "The public have been great, so I'd like to pass what I've learnt onto other actors who want to enter the film industry. I thought it would be good to give something back," Fleck says. Very noble, old chum, but the best thing you could do for the public is to settle down with that nice Alias girl and allow yourself to be a quiet, meek househusband. Far, far away from movie sets. C'mon, Ben, it'll be great. Just look at Chad Lowe! He has a very nice life.
