The Sexth Sense

We always thought our best pick-up line–ìI seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?î–was the best way to score chicks, but Bruce Willis sure has us beat. We just werenít thinking sleazy enough. But Bruce seems to have a lot of practice in that area.

Not content with possibly humping Lindsay Lohan and trying to pretend that heís really only twenty-eight, Bruce Willis has taken to trying to pick up college sophomores at hotel pools. Willis was at the Tropicana at the Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles when he and his buddies started talking about pick-up lines. Willis turned to a young lady and said, "What are your plans for sex tonight?" Willisís lawyer claims that Bruce was not actually trying to find a temporary home for his willy but was just kidding around with the dudes. The girl didnít see it that way and was reportedly ìgrossed outî by the incident. We donít think she was grossed out so much by the line itself or even by the fact that a man thirty years her senior may have been trying to sample her hot bar. The young woman only came close to tossing her cookies when, directly after asking her what her plans were for sex tonight, Willis asked her to pull his finger then told her about how when he was her age he had to walk uphill eight miles, in the snow, barefoot, just for the chance to proposition a girl who would laugh in his face.
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