The Pleasure Princnipple

In case the 7,534,115 interviews about her dramatic! weight! loss! and the 53,499,302 magazine spreads of her cupping her choco-beans didn't clue you in, Janet Jackson is back, people! And in her new video for "So Excited", she proves she's back by . . . showing off her dramatic weight loss and cupping her breasts! However, she might also, possibly, maybe, be slipping a hint of nip as well. Whip out your reading glasses, jeweler's loupe, and protractor, because after the cut, we have exclusive pics.

The premise of the video is such: Janet dances in what appears to be a darkened, abandoned Rhythm Nation 1814-era factory, and her clothing morphs into bare flesh, which magically morphs into another outfit. Not groundbreaking, but it's better than watching Janet morph into Michael, as seen in their "Scream" video. (Although not quite as great as watching Britney morph into a tiger and back again, but few things are). At any rate, during one of the morphings, we see a split second of caramel-hued boobage:

Friends, this one is a bit of a head-scratcher. Now, we may have been wrong about Natalie Portman not ponying up nip in Closer, but we're fairly certain that Janet is donning a flesh-hued brassiere here, although we do detect a possible whiff of nippage. And how about that gal at the right? Boobs? Yes? But enough about our opinion. What say you, friends? Is this or is this not a bra, or a nipple? Was Janet so ashamed after her Super Bowl boob that she had the nips surgically removed, and what we're looking at is a full-on, balls-out, genuine pair of nipless breasts? The actual clip of the video will go up at MrSkin.com on Saturday. Please email us (tips@celebs.com) and let us know what you think about this important, important issue.

Compare. Contrast. Janet's naked at MrSkin.com.

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