Sometimes when we're really bored and all of our friends are out of town and we can't force ourselves to sit through another episode of Best Week Ever, we contemplate Paris Hilton. Is there really a diabolical genius-quality brain behind those wonky eyes of hers? She seems to think so.
Paris claims that she's really much smarter than she's given credit for; it's just too much work to show off her vast intelligence, so she pretends to be dumb as a pile of toenail clippings. She said, "I'm a lot smarter than most people think. I always got good grades in school, I was all A's. I'm smart, I just don't like to show it. I don't know, maybe it's because I'm blonde, and I think it's cuter and sweet." So reporting your pooch stolen when you had just forgotten that you left her at your grandmother's house, that was all part of your cunning plan to fool the world into thinking you have the smarts of a fourth grader? What other tricks have you pulled on us, Paris? You're really a virginal goody-goody who won't even hold hands without an engagement ring, aren't you? Damn that gigantic brain of yours and its dirty, dirty tricks!
Paris Hilton. Buck fricking naked. MrSkin.com.
