Continuing the trend of celebrities getting naked in fashion magazines, Madonna is set to bare her 47-year-old rack for a topless, equestrienne-themed spread in W. We're really glad she's trotting those things out again. Hopefully W won't crop the photos too much, because everyone wants to take Madge for a ride. Yes, we are unstoppable.
The magic of our gossip elder, FemaleFirst, is that they print outrageous stories and conveniently leave out the most important facts, such as sources. We're not saying that claiming Madonna will be getting topless is outrageous by any stretch of anyone's imagination, but they say that the spread will be 58 gloriously glossy, groingtingling pages long, yet they fail to tell us WHICH issue it'll be running in. However, they do let us know that the images feature Madge "topless, wearing fishnet stockings, leather gloves and a riding crop." How that differs from her usual Sunday-afternoon-at-the-butcher-shop gear is a mystery to us, but a source says,
"Madonna still looks amazing even though she is 47. She has always been comfortable about showing off her body. In one she is dressed as an English horse rider but there is a sexy twist as she has her boobs out."
Actresses posing in magazines as different professions and hobbyists, only shirtless, should definitely be the hot new Hollywood trend. Salma Hayek as the sexy exterminator, Zooey Deschanel as the topless proctologist. It'll be like Sesame Street's "Who Are the People in Your Neighborhood". Only with tits.
Ohhhh, Madonna. Ooooh, baby. She's naked–and how!–at MrSkin.com.
