The term "firecrotch" has caused Lindsay Lohan a fair amount of headaches over the past month or two. But as it turns out, the very feature–vermilion-hued vagina hair–that so sickened Brandon Davis, might just be the key to Lohan's allure.
Continuing her nonstop crusade to have the public view her less as a child star and more as an insatiable fornicatress, Lindsay recently said,
I have this Playboy book called Redheads in my room and I was reading all these things about how redheads are more passionate, and apparently they're much more sexual than girls with other hair colours. I think I'm more sexual than my friends. More comfortable in my skin.
Titillation aside, one has to wonder what Lindsay's friends will think when they read this quote. Because basically, she's calling them all insecure frigid prudes. It's like the young Hollywood equivalent of a slam book. Next, she will kick them out of the Super Ballerina and Unicorn Club and throw all their Glamour Gals in the girls' room toilets.
Lindsay: girl, you'll be a woman soon. At MrSkin.com.
