A stunningly beautiful Eastern European actress, who was formerly a supermodel. A hasty, sloppy exit from a car; a silken ruffled skirt bunching about the hips and thighs. Normally this all adds up to a revealing, with much fanfare, of the dusky, cotton-covered triangle that lurks 'neath a lady's lower vestments–what we in the biz call "the upskirt". And that's exactly what dainty, fine-featured famous person Milla Jovovich is showing in this picture; however, there is a problem.
What are we looking at here, exactly? Is that a pair of panties crammed, probably painfully, between two of the fluffiest outer labia the world has yet seen? Is the angle weird, and her ladybusiness remains covered, and what we see is a wedgie between a second instance of bizarre Paris Hilton assflaps? Or–sweet fancy Moses on a cracker–is Milla sporting a full set of sausage and baked potatoes?! Alas, the world may never know.
Get a closer look at Milla's mouthfuls at MrSkin.com.
The Fifth Element is Love Curious Genitalia
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