Has your life been unnecessarily devoid of bottle hurling, panty flashing, and breast pinching lately? Well, put down those booties you've been crocheting and get ready to have some fun: Courtney Love has been released from rehab.
The judge in Love's case told her:
"You're doing really well. I'm really pleased with the reports. I certainly hope you keep up the good progress. You're definitely going in the right direction."
The remainder of Love's drug rehabilitation program will be completed on an outpatient basis, and Love will be on a sort of house arrest and may only leave her home for court-approved reasons. This may be a little snag for those of us who wish for Courtney to return to her prime crazy-making days. Not that we're condoning drugs. No. Drugs are bad. We're just suggesting that she take up the normal Hollywood diet of slut butts and Red Bull. That's what makes Paris Hilton dance on tables and touch herself in public, right?
Courtney may be doing a bit more than repeatedly reading Little Girl Lost for the remainder of her sentence, namely baby incubating. Back when Courtney claimed that she was all full of the seed of British celebrity/American nobody Steve Coogan, we were right skeptical, and we still are. We usually assume that Female First has about the same level of credibility as the miniature Superman and Lex Luthor that pop up on our shoulders when we're contemplating something criminal, so when they claim that Courtney is sporting a "baby bump" we sort of look the other way. The oracle said, "The wild star was photographed looking plumper than usual as she left a Los Angeles court." But do you remember the last time Courtney tried to kick the drugs? That didn't look like Courtney was brimming over with fetus to us. We're guessing that any bump Courtney may have protruding out of her sweater is due more to the free long johns and cinnamon crullers at the Narc Anon meetings than any excess of sperm in her lady tunnel.
Courtney free of fetus but full of sexy at MrSkin.com.
