We knew those rumors we heard of Orlando Bloom romancing Uma Thurman couldn't have any vestige of truth. After all, she has no known bearding experience. Penelope Cruz, on the other hand, has a bearding rÈsumÈ that's long and storied. Plus, after Tom Cruise, Orlando looks positively manly.
Of course there is one other explanation for Orlando popping up in a picture of Penelope leaving Hyde: He's participating in the hottest celebrity game since Ben Affleck played "Where can I plop my nutsack?" It's celebrity Where's Waldo, in which high profile celebs try to outwit the paparazzi by donning kicky chapeaux and striped shirts and try to sneak into snaps of other high-profile celebs undetected.
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