In addition to actor and producer, it’s time to list “paranoid survivalist” to Ashton Kutcher‘s resume.
According to Popeater:
Ashton Kutcher isn’t putting his money on Washington to save the world, so in the meantime, he’s beefing up for the apocalypse. Or not. In a bizarre interview with Men’s Fitness (via JustJared), Kutcher talks about how dangerously close we are to the end of the world and what he’s doing to prepare for the fateful conclusion (one word: GUNS!). However, in a quick retort tweet that is sure to sadden all you “preppers” out there, Kutcher admits the interview was just for fun.
“It won’t take very much, I’m telling you. It will not take much for people to hit the panic button,” Kutcher says in the interview. “The amount of convenience that people rely on based on electricity alone. You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle. People don’t have maps anymore. People use their iPhones or GPS systems, so if there’s no electricity, nobody has maps.”
Almost as entertaining as the interview are Kutcher‘s attempts to dial down the insanity by claiming the comments were taken out of context. As if there is any context that doesn’t lead us to believe Kutcher is spending his free time constructing Mad Max-esque body armor from old football pads and sharpening broom handles so he can spear zombies.
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somebody buy this douche a thomas guide so he can STFU
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, yep: MOST FAGGOTS HAVE “Needs”.
Wait! He doesn’t kill zombies … He MARRIES them!!