The AMAs were last night. We watched Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew instead, because we would rather watch Kari Ann act like a real-life Regina George. We just assumed that the AMAs would include Taylor Swift winning a dumpster load of awards and Lady Gaga wearing some sort of nutty crap. We were right about that, but we missed two awesome things: Jennifer Lopez falling directly onto her colossal moneymaker, and Adam Lambert making everyone pretend to blow him. J. Lo’s butt is so big (how big is it?) that she just bounced as if she had drunk a pint of Gummiberry juice and went on with the show. And Lambert? Whenever any dancer came within arm’s reach, he’d grab they domes and guide ‘em towards his crotch. Then he made out with the sexually ambiguous keyboardist. It was no Satan’s Alley, but it was pretty gay.
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