Since 2005 is drawing to a close and everyone seems to think that the rest of the world gives a shit about what the schmuck from Farty McJizzington's Super Cool Blog liked best about the past year, we'll jump on that Big in '05 bandwagon by revisiting what may have been our favorite story of the year: The Black Eyed Peas' Fergie mistaking her pants for a toilet. And what made us think about this story today? Fergie has admitted that wasn't the first time she soiled herself onstage. Apparently she's a serial pisser. Serial Pea-er. Whatever, girl's just nasty.
The first appearance of Fergie pee-pee-pants occurred in Australia at one of the first Black Eyed Peas shows. She said:
"I had a few drinks before the show, but I didn't think to go to the restroom before we went onstage. We were jumping around–it was all very rock 'n' roll–and my bladder just started . . . you know. Somebody brought out these champagne bottles because it was the New Year, and I basically opened one up and squirted it all over myself, so nobody would notice. It was a very memorable Pea experience."
Ho ho. "Pea experience." Good one, Fergie. So if you're wondering what to send Fergie for Christmas, you really can't go wrong with a year's supply of Depends or maybe some Oops, I Crapped My Pants if her problem becomes more severe.
More Black Eyed Pee at MrSkin.com.
