It's Monday morning, and that means naked pictures. Actually, it doesn't normally mean naked pictures, it means hangovers and self-loathing. But sometimes one likes to "mix it up", as the kids say, so Naked Picture Monday it is. Sharon Stone is three hundred and seventy-two years old but in these Basic Instinct 2 preveiws she still looks hotter than a vindaloo in the furthest reaches of hell, so we're pretty peeved at the fact that we can't make fun of her. She's still a moron, however, which gives us some semblance of comfort.
Boobs! Pubes! Lezzie-beans kissing! These three tidbits can only mean one thing: college! Well, college and the new Basic Instinct sequel. We looked at this video, and these pictures, and thought, "Hey. Naked lady." Then after we thought that, we noticed that something about these scenes seemed strange; off. We couldn't place it, then we recognized the inherent campiness therein. Something about this preview smells like . . . (sniff, sniff) . . . what is that bewitching aroma? It's the scent of champagne, body glitter, and a slight tinge of. . . Doggie Chow? That's it! It's the smell of Showgirls! Yes, Basic Instinct 2 looks like it's gearing up to be the titacular comedy classic of the twenty-first century. Excitement abounds!
Sharon Stone is naked at MrSkin.com. But you knew that.
Thanks for Sharin', Sharon
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