Do you think if I wear that old sheer nightgown from my made-for-Cinemax movie The Madam and the Stable Boy over my daughter's cheerleading spankies it will distract from the flesh-eating bacteria that have eaten away half of my face? Will it also distract from the fact that I applied my makeup with a bazooka? No? Better add some gladiator sandals, then.
If Teri's your thing, she's naked at MrSkin.com.
Teri Hatchet Face
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