Not everyone in Hollywood was rushing the VMA stage yesterday. Teri Hatcher, for example, spent the day in Malibu competing in the Nautica 2009 Triathlon. For all you non-athletic types, a triathlon is a race involving running, swimming, and flashing your mons pubis to onlookers. It’s a rich tradition that dates back to the Grecian Empire.
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meh just hopes she fared as great as she looked.
Does she have a navel piercing?
And why wasn’t this woman paid to do PLAYBOY instead of that media whore Heidi Montag? At least Ms. Hatcher still has it and she DID do nudity once or twice. Ah, the sign of opportunity squandered. Sad, really.
Well, at least she knows a good hygiene habit where it counts (if you know what I mean). And she’s still got it.
It’s nice to see that the best looking Lois Lane is still looking as good as she did in the 90′s.