Teri Hatcher Says Notox to Botox; Proves It

teri_hatcher_natural_1Facebook is a place for your most flattering photos. Chin up, head tilted, duck lips, eyes looking up towards the corner of the ceiling. If that doesn’t work, ‘shop it. After all, how else are you going to let your sixth grade boyfriend know exactly what he’s been missing since he dumped you at the movie theater after you watched Bebe’s Kids together? Always the internet iconoclast, Teri Hatcher is going the opposite direction and has taken to her Facebook to post shots of herself sans makeup, fresh out of the shower, to prove that she’s never had Botox. Teri says:

Out of the bath getting ready for bed. Thought about all those damn critics of my face. Love it or hate it, my face that is, no surgery, no implants, no matter what “they” say. Decided I’d shoot myself in to reveal some truths about “beauty” and hope it makes you all easier on yourself.

These will likely run in US‘s weekly feature: “Stars: They’re Just Like US!” but let’s be honest here–are you just like Teri? Do you have a bulging, pulsating forehead vein so huge that it’s most likely sentient? Will you have to attack it with a shovel when it tries to eat your face off and crawl into a drainage pipe to subsist off moss and gravel, gathering strength for its next move: bringing together an army of like-minded souls hell-bent on taking over the airwaves and causing widespread anarchy so that they can seize American banks?

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See Teri Hatcher at MrSkin.com

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RenAndStimpy August 12, 2010 at 10:51 am

Does anyone still care what Teri Hatcher thinks? Did anyone ever care?

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Ralphimus Maximus August 12, 2010 at 12:03 pm

Terri… you let Isaac Mizrahi peek down your dress… why won’t you let me???

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BigEarl August 12, 2010 at 2:31 pm

Good for her! She is naturally beautiful.

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captain america August 12, 2010 at 9:58 pm

yep, BE THANKFUL TO DIARRHOEA, folks!!

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festie August 13, 2010 at 7:08 am

that’s an advertisement for botox and a general nod of the head to it’s necessity.

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WeirdArchives August 13, 2010 at 8:10 am

At least she’s willing to grow old gracefully…I think.

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