Taylor Swift is so sweet and pure and nice that every time she appears, a piccolo plays an arpeggio and a cherub gets his wings. Obviously she is very beautiful but nobody has sexual fantasies about her because that would be like thinking dirty thoughts about a nun or a Persian kitten in Keane painting. However, today she released a home video and some pictures of her in a bikini. So it begins. The slippery pop star slope. First you’re proclaiming your virginity, then comes the bikini, then stripper pole at the Kids’ Choice Awards, and the next thing you know, your SUV is wrapped around a tree, your skirt’s up around your armpits, and your Blackberry is full of contacts like “Cracky Pete” and “Diet Pill Dave” and “Joe Francis”.
Taylor Swift also just received eight Grammy nominations, so set your DV-Rs for possible Madonna-frenching and Adam Lambertesque face-thrusting. P.S. Kanye joke
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This is from one of her music videos from over a year ago….what’s the big deal now. (“I’m only me when I’m with you”, it has been on CMT and GAC!!)