We always thought that Tara Reid couldn't get work because she was a really awful actress with partially deflated beach balls for boobs, but it turns out that she just stinks like your drunk uncle Al. The New York Daily News reports:
Don't look for Tara Reid on another episode of "Scrubs." Appearing at the New York Comedy Festival, show creator Bill Lawrence said Reid was his least favorite guest star – "not because she wasn't a nice person," but because she allegedly stank of booze and smokes.
Maybe this is all part of Tara's master plan to regain privacy. By cultivating an aroma of JB & coke and Camel lights and pairing it with plasticine skin that looks as if she stuffed herself with cotton batting she is assured that paparazzi, gawkers, and "fans" will keep their distance, allowing her to get shitfaced and do faceplants in front of every club in L.A. and New York without any public interest whatsoever. Brilliant, really.
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