My boobs used to be this big:
but my agent told me I needed to lose ten pounds, so I thought getting a boob reduction would be the easiest way. I can't go on a diet; do you know how many calories are in a Screaming Orgasm? It just wouldn't work.
Tara Reid has reportedly had her droopy fake Frankenboobs downgraded from Scooby-Doos to Scrappy-Doos. We're not quite sure why, as the only filmic avenue seemingly still open to her is starring as the young (comparatively) hussy out to steal Shannon Tweed's husband in Forbidden Sins 2–and for that one needs a nice set of melons. Perhaps Tara came home one morning after a night of heavy drinking and falling off tables to do the drunken starlet's version of drunk dialing–googling her name plus nip slip. After an hour of staring into the battle scar that used to be her nipple, Tara called her plastic surgeon (she wasn't yet sobered up enough to realize that she should have consulted someone other than the man who botched the job in the first place) and gave him instructions to mold a new nipple-like appendage out of some Hubba Bubba. And perhaps when she paid a visit to his office for the nipple attachment he accidentally poked a hole in one implant and wasn't able to repair the damage until she had deflated to a C-cup. And of course he had to make the other one match. Also, does anyone else think that dress looks remarkably similar to the dress that first exposed Tara's Frankenboob to the world? You'd think she would have learned . . .
Check out more pics of Tara's modeling debut at Hollywood Tuna.
Remember Tara's boobs pre-surgery at MrSkin.com.
