We've gotten so down lately, focusing on the rehabbing, the hospitalization, the death, the lost babies. It's been almost too much for us. So thank you, Sly Stallone, for reminding us why we fell in love with the celebrity gossip game in the first time. Because every once in a while, in hopes of selling more tickets to their latest motion picture, a star will talk about his mom feeling up his ass. Or not feeling up his ass as the case may be. Our own personal tarot thrower, FemaleFirst, reports:
Sylvester Stallone won't let his 'rumpoligist' mother "read his butt".The 61-year-old action star's mother Jackie pioneered the practice, which involves predicting a person's future by 'reading' their backside, but he refuses to let her look at his bottom in case it has "an unhappy ending".
He said: "My mother has led a very colourful life. Besides being a one-time trapeze artist, she is the first woman I can recall who had a televised bodybuilding show in Washington in the 50s. She's a world class astrologist, palmist and yes, she did invent rumpology.
"Yes, we do have a close relationship but I will not allow her to read my butt because the story may have an unhappy ending!"
Jackie, 86, claims rumpology was practiced by Babylonians and Indians in ancient times, although she has failed to produce any historical evidence.
She believes she can learn a person's past by studying their left buttock, and their future by looking at the right.
And if she looks straight into the asshole she will see the face of your one true love.
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