Dear Mr. Stallone,
We realize you have a new movie out in which you try to recapture the glory days, when Rocky was king and you were A-number one. We realize that such pressure might lead one to search out artificial methods of looking younger. We realize this is just the Hollywood Way.
However, Mr. Stallone, please keep in mind that it is a slippery, slippery slope from a subtle, Michelle Pfeifferesque tuck to full-on Joan Rivers territory. You're nearly at the point where you could slap on a wig and some Elizabeth Arden lip liner and pass as your own mother.
Yours in Christ,
CelebNewsWire
Sly in better days: at MaleStars.com.
