Four months ago we were all like, "Suri, Suri, where's Suri? Gotta see Suri. Have to inspect her for gills or scales or a prehensile tail. C'mon, where's Suri. We've gotta see her. Show us the Suri!" But now that the moment is upon us and we are mere hours away from Suri's unveiling, we're not so interested anymore. You've played with our emotions for too long, Tom, and we won't kowtow to your publicity stunts any longer. Plus, by this point we're pretty sure Suri bears no resemblance to Godzilla, Mothra, or Rodan. Pretty sure.
According to the UK's Daily Mail:
The first pictures of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby daughter will be published tomorrow – four months after her birth.
The move will dispel months of speculation that Suri Cruise does not exist.
It has now been revealed that the pair have secured a deal with Vanity Fair magazine to print the first ever photos of Suri.
The exclusive photos reportedly show baby Suri nestled against Tom's neck as he sleeps. Another is said to show Suri sleeping on the couple's bed, with Katie grinning at the camera.
Won't we have egg on our face when we see the happy, normal family smiling for the camera and not exhibiting any bizarre or alien characteristics? And if Suri happens to bear a striking resemblance to the favorite companion of our youth, CornSilk Cabbage Patch Kid Madonna Tiffany Martika, we're likely to let it slide and not mention its plastic flesh since we're so effin' sick of the damn kid already.
Suri's not in the pictures of Katie at MrSkin.com, but Katie's boobs sure are.
Or Cruise to Tom at MaleStars.com.
