Like the mythical Yeti of yore, Suri No Middle Name Cruise roams the land silently and stoically under the cover of night, emerging only to feed and mingle briefly with Scientology-approved thespians. Sightings of the mysterious infant have increased tenfold, in a highly crop-circle-style fashion, in the last month, and this past weekend Suri experienced that milestone in every celebrity child's life: her first industry party!
Our tank of "Where's Suri Cruise" jokes is empty and we've been running on talc-scented fumes for a while now, but the storied Frankenbaby has been seen again, this time by a possible non-Scientologist and non-celebrity! That's right, a norm!
Tom, Katie, and baby allegedly attended a birthday party for Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith's son Jaden. There are not, as yet, any blurry camera phone pictures of Cruise the Younger being passed about, but an "anonymous partygoer" contacted Britain's The Sun (of course), to tell the world that:
"Suri is a beautiful baby with no deformities that I could see. She has gorgeous dark, curly hair and looks like Tom."
But what's more amusing: the fact that the source stated that Suri's possible deformities were not visible, or the insinuation that looking like her maniacally grinning, gnomelike father isn't, in and of itself, a type of deformity?
Mama Katie gets naked at MrSkin.com.
Pics of Papa Tom are at the esteemed MaleStars.com.
