Ever since Paula Abdul’s sad departure, American Idol has felt empty without the presence of a slack-jawed, Botoxed slurrer who has a penchant for sparkly things. Enter Steven Tyler! Not only does the dude look like a lady, but he looks like he might be the next AI judge. Why, because he, motherfucker, is the rainbow! According to the Huffington Post:
A source close to Steven Tyler says the Aerosmith frontman told the source he will be a judge on Fox’s “American Idol” next season.
While an official announcement about Tyler has yet to come from Fox and the producers of the top-rated show, the source told The Associated Press on Wednesday, “there is no reason to refute” Tyler’s account.
In other Aerosmith news, guitarist Joe Perry gave Steven a hip bump while on stage in Toronto on Tuesday, sending the spidery, wizened old singer hurtling into the audience. The best part? It was during “Love In an Elevator”. Gooooing dowwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn!
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I like Aerosmith and all, but man, he looks like Lady Voldermort.
showing how a dying rockstar of AIDS looks like…………
at least as an ugly fucker he was just an ugly fucker. now he looks like helena bonham carter in planet of the apes. just uglier and a hell of alot freakier.
I like Steven Tyler, I think he’s cute.