Eyes Wide Shut: Under the Table

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1. “Her camp claimed she was hospitalized for exhaustion this last time, but it was really for her fourth suicide attempt. The young star is so desperate to escape her life, but instead of taking her out of the limelight, her team keeps pushing her towards fame and exacerbating the problem.” (BuzzFoto)

2. “When this couple started dating she was still A list to much of the world even though her talent has probably dropped. But hey, you don’t get to be a one worder unless you are great. Anyway, at dinner she told her boyfriend that she was going to ‘suck him raw’ and then proceeded to crawl under the table and do just that. I wonder if he imagined it was a guy.” (CDaN)