Scary Spice is pregnant with Eddie Murphy's (eighth!) child. We think we've figured out The Spice Girls' evil plan: to take the pop world by storm in fifteen to twenty years with Spice Kids. It'll be just like The Osmond Boys, only with five scary stage moms instead of just Marie. Look for offspring from Sporty and Baby, TK fall '07.
TMZ, during their regular patrol of L.A. lingerie stores (you know, for research purposes), dug up this nugget:
TMZ has learned that former Spice Girl Melanie Brown, aka Scary Spice, is four months pregnant with Eddie Murphy's baby. The news comes amid rumors that the couple will marry next month.
A source tells TMZ that Brown came into the hip Le Bra Lingerie boutique in West Hollywood on Saturday and was gushing about her impending birth.
Brown, who has a 7-year-old daughter from a previous relationship, is a frequent shopper at the store and admitted the pregnancy had her feeling tired. Brown added that she was concerned she may be carrying twins since, she noted, they run in Murphy's family.
While on her shopping spree, Melanie picked up nearly $5,000 worth of Eres lingerie for herself and about $300 worth of La Perla men's undershirts and underwear for Eddie.
We're going to have to dispute TMZ's last claim. Yes, Melanie was buying $300 worth of men's undergarments, but there is no proof that said skivvies were for Eddie. Since Murphy has a proven attraction to weenises stuffed into lacy women's lingerie, perhaps he also harbors a liking for muffs stuffed into tightie whities. Because that's more socially acceptable.
If you wannabe Mel B's lover, she's at MrSkin.com.
