Just mentioned Sophie Monk in a post below, so I thought I’d check in and see what that little rapscallion’s been up to. A few years back, she was engaged to Benji Madden before he bravely put his penis into Paris Hilton, so it’s surprising to learn that she’s engaged again so soon. She and boyfriend Jimmy Esebag plan to tie the knot, and Sophie’s a brave lady for not only marrying a guy who is literally fifty years old, but one whose last name sounds a lot like “Assbag”. Sophie told a radio show in her native Australia:
“I got engaged and I kept it quiet, so no one’s heard much about him. It feels right — I think you know when you know. I’m marrying a male version of myself, which is dangerous but good.”
I looked up a picture of this dude, expecting to see a gorgeous blond guy with kissable lips and a camel toe. Imagine my surprise to discover the male version of Sophie Monk is actually Paulie Walnuts.
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