Toe of Camel, Eye of Newt

sophie_monk_camel_toeSometimes body parts outshine the stars upon which they sit. Christina Hendricks is known for her yabbos, Kim Kardashian is known for her butt, and Megan Fox is known for her freakish toe-thumbs. And ask for Sophie Monk? Showbiz Spy says:

Sophie Monk says her “camel toe” is more famous than she is.

The English-Australian pop singer, actress and model says she is horrified to have been called out yet again over her tell-tale tight trousers.

“I can’t believe it,” said Monk. “Another camel-toe! Everyone is going to think I have ginormous ***** because who gets more than one photo of camel-toe? I’ve got a small *****. I’m here trying so hard to work and all I get recognized for is my camel-toe. It’s more famous than me!”

She’s not wrong, people. Might as well give her camel toe a studio contract. It would do well as the quirky but complicated love interest who blows into the protagonist’s life in a Wes Anderson dramedy or as the sexy anthropologist in a Nicolas Cage historical thriller. Will Nic be able to realize his love for Sophie Monk’s camel toe as they grow closer and closer to finding the Seven Caves of Chicomoztoc?

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Ralphimus January 26, 2010 at 2:46 pm

YAY!!! A camel toe story!!! More camel toe… I gotta have more camel toe!!!

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