CNW Junk Drawer: Fodern Mamily

• Sofia Vergara is at the beach. She is wearing a bikini at the beach. You will look at the pictures. You will like them. Your retinas will burst into flames. You will not care. You will try to stare at the pictures with your charred eye sockets. You will see nothing and try to cry, but your tear ducts will be too sooty. (The Blemish)
• Whoopi Goldberg blames the victim, because that’s what she does best. (Celebitchy)
• Robert Pattinson calls Courtney Love a “dick”. Hey, at least she has one. (The Hollywood Gossip)
• Paraguay’s hottest soccer fan, Larissa Riquelme, gets naked and shows her futbols. (Nudography)
• Christina Milian splits from The-Dream after he was caught-creepin’ with another-woman. (Yeeeah!)
• V magazine features Adriana Lima and other models as a topless scratch-off surprise, which is way better than winning $2 or another ticket. (Flisted)
• Pics of Jessica Simpson on the beach with new boyfriend Eric Johnson. My! What a friendly girl! (Pop on the Pop)
• Emily Blunt and John Krasinski got married this past weekend. (Bumpshack)
• So did Carrie Underwood and some hockey guy. Now she’s Carrie Fisher. (I’m Not Obsessed)
• Facebook… Twitter… RSS… twin bunnies

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