What can one Xanax buy you these days? It can get you half a Vicodin and two Advil. It can get you $3.75. It can get you two day-old slices of sausage pizza and a copy of that Jonathan Safran Foer book. And it can get you a hot screw in an airplane bathroom with Janice Dickinson, the world's first supermodel!
PageSix.com reports that while recently on a cross-country flight, the erstwhile America's Next Top Model judge and full-time cuckoo person asked someone seated near her how many cold pills she should take to knock her out. Another passenger overheard, and offered her a Xanax. The irrepressible little scamp Janice responded, "I'll [bleep] you in the bathroom for a Xanax!" The guy politely declined, which is all for the best, we suppose. When you get all that Botoxed silicone and Restylane in such close proximity to jet fuel and airline toilet fumes, nothing good can possibly occur.
Look at Janice at MrSkin.com. They won't even ask you for a Xanax.
So What Would She Do for Three Klonopin?
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