"So Lindsay, How Many Fingers Were in Your Asshole Last Night?"

Virginia Madsen thinks that the media pries into the deepest and darkest recesses of Lindsay Lohan's private life just because she possesses a vagina. We think journalists see Lindsay's flashed boob as an open invitation to ask her about how much she vomits. It's pretty straightforward, really.

We're still pretty much in shock that Robert Altman, the renowned director of MASH, Nashville, and Short Cuts and this year's recipient of the honorary Oscar, cast Lindsay Lohan, who's greatest achievement to date has been juggling both American and British accents in The Parent Trap, in his latest film. In A Prairie Home Companion, Lindsay appears opposite real actors who have skillz 'n' shit, like Kevin Kline, Meryl Streep, John C. Reilly, and the aforementioned Virginia Madsen. Madsen, for one, thinks that poor Linds is expected to share too much of her private life with reporters. Virginia said:

"(In) every interview I read, somebody was asking her about her weight and, 'Do you throw up in the bathroom?' I mean, no one asks teenage boys, 'Do you have pubic hair yet? What size are your balls?' Whereas they'll ask a teenage girl, 'Are you still a virgin?'"

At first we were in agreement with Madsen. We thought it was a bit too personal and out of line when a certain reporter showed Lindsay his medical license and requested to conduct a pap smear on her, but then we saw the same reporter whip out a ruler and ask Daniel Radcliffe to drop his trousers. Sounds like equality to us!

Lindsay isn't quite nude at MrSkin.com.

But Virginia sure as Hades is.

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