When you saw Mariah Carey‘s dress at Sunday’s Golden Globes, you thought, “God damn, that’s a lot of titty.” But when Mariah was getting ready for the night and gazed upon her cleave chasm in her hall of mirrors, she thought, “This is so perfect for a glitzy, glamorous awards show. There’s so much fabric in this dress, I look like a nun. Only sexier.” She tweeted:
I dressed very conservatively. My dress was long and my shoulders were covered. I don’t know what all the fuss is about.
She continued, “I mean, what’s the big fucking deal? I had my labia covered and everything. You people are such prudes.”
We may not be as smart as Mimi, but can tweet just as well.
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I would say YES!!! we def need more labia at these events!