Show me the child of a celebrity and I’ll show you an unrepentant fuck-up. Hey, Redmond O’Neal, what’s up. Mackenzie Phillips, good to see you. Hi, Sean Stewart. Joining those elite few is Cyrus “Zack” Shepherd-Oppenheim, son of Cybill Shepherd, who pulled a major boner this morning. PopEater reports:
Police say Cyrus “Zack” Shepherd-Oppenheim, 22, was taken into custody following events that took place on a flight from San Francisco to Philadelphia.
According to various media reports, Shepherd-Oppenheim stole from two fellow passengers. A camera belonging to one woman was found in his seat while her other items were found in the bathroom trash. Money and documents were taken from a second victim, whose travel folder was also found in the trash can.
He remains in custody and faces two theft charges for unlawful taking and receiving stolen goods. A news release by the police lists the stolen goods as “a Cannon [sic] digital camera, leather make-up case, small travel bag and United States currency.”
Christ on a cracker. Zack, you dumbass. If you’re going to steal from people, maybe try doing it somewhere other than a 200 square foot tin can with nowhere to run. We know that and we’re not even master criminals, in spite of what this black ski mask and large sack featuring a novelty dollar sign might lead you to believe.
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