If you looked like a carved apple that had been left out in the sun or that priest who fondled our privates in 1978 and told us that Jesus would never forgive us if we told, you wouldn't want your wife kissing all over some male model. And that's exactly why Marc Anthony had to raise his squeaky little voice and tell Jennifer Lopez, "Hell no, bitch!"
Since J. Lo is such a dedicated actress and businesswoman, she likes to put her all into her projects, even if that means getting some deep tonguing from a hunky stranger and calling it work. She was set to share a passionate kiss with someone undoubtedly hotter than her husband (you know, like Mickey Rourke) in the commercial for her new fragrance, Live, but Anthony had the scene removed. A source told In Touch Weekly,
ìMarcís the jealous type. Even though he wasnít the director of the project, he suggested to Jennifer that the kiss was a distraction, and she agreed.î
Maybe Marc was one of the eighteen people who saw Maid in Manhattan and knew that his wife could act about as well as a panda bear . . . on crack . . . and in a straight jacket . . . and, and, and, (Oh! We know!) taking a really big shit!
And in case you've forgotten what a sriveled troll Marc Anthony is, check out these pictures at Popsugar. If we looked like that we'd probably stick some knitting needles into our wife's eyes while she slept just so she wouldn't go getting any ideas about the Jake Gyllenhaals and Jude Laws of the world.
See the boobies Marc's afraid of losing at MrSkin.com.
