We already said it once today, but seriously folks, this celebrity de-coupling has got to end. Our cold, stone hearts may never recover if Hollywood doesn’t start feeling the love. Is this how the Brits and the gays felt when Charles and Diana split?
Sarah Jessica Parker has got the hens a-cluckin’ after being spotted without her wedding ring. Personally, we’re hoping that SJ’s ring finger is just a wee bit swollen due to a bit of bunnage in the oven. , Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Garner: none have provided our prying eyes with the protruding belly that we so desire, so we must turn our attentions to Sarah and her Gap khaki-covered tum-tum. After all, she stood by Matthew Broderick through his appearances in Godzilla and Inspector Gadget, why would she leave him on the eve of The Producers movie? It’s gotta be a baby. Please, God, let it be a baby!
SarPar has already made it known that she is dying–dying, I tell you!–to birth a baby girl. She’s even becoming a packrat just to please her future daughter. “I’ve been saving all my things for her, including every single pair of Manolo Blahniks! I learnt early that if a designer gave me something Kate Moss had worn, I should keep it for my daughter.” And what if the unthinkable happens and another boy pops out of that love canal? “If I have another boy, maybe I’ll give it to his girlfriend. If he’s heterosexual!” That SJ, always planning ahead. But not to worry. We’re sure little Matty Jr. will love playing dress-up in Mommy’s couture while singing show tunes with Daddy.
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