Honk honk! Toot toot! Hey, that's not the sweet sound of flatulence, that's the sound of party favors! What's the occasion, you ask? Well, this entry that you're reading, right here? This is our seven hundred and fourth post here at CNW. We know, right? It seems like just yesterday we were on our four hundred and eighty-ninth. At any rate, we're celebrating by giving you, the readers, a story about the one thing you like above all others. No, not Dippin' Dots. Lesbians.
Remember when everyone was all knee-deep in the hoopla surrounding lovely little Natalie Portman shaving off her long shining hair for the movie V for Vendetta? And remember how she said that people then confused her for a cancer patient or a neo-Nazi or a lezzie-bean? Well, it seems that real life lezzie-beans fell for her follicular ruse as well. As soon the Closer star had shorn off her locks, the sapphic sisters came a-calling. Nat sez: "One of the first places I went after I had shaved my head was a bar in Berlin to watch the Eurovision Song Contest. I'm sitting there and then I realized that it was a gay bar and my haircut was being very, er, shall we say 'appreciated' by quite a few of the girls there." She then dropped the subject, so we suppose we'll never know where it went from there. Did she politely rebuff the ladies and leave? Did she give the cheekier woman a slap from her glove then flee the premises with her lace fan and parasol? Or did she engage in a full-blown two-for-one tuna taco special right there on the club's floor? We guess the world will never know.
See Natalie's thong-tha-thong-thong-thong at MrSkin.com.
Siren's Song Is to Sailors as Natalie Portman's Hairdo Is to Lesbians
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