Jessica Simpson is reportedly terrified that The Dukes of Hazzard will be a dog biscuit, because she thinks the public sees her as a singer, not an actress. No, no, Jessica. We see you as a functionally retarded reality show star with super-colossal beans who got her salad extramartially tossed by her costar. And that? That adds up to box-office gold.
If Dukes is half as entertaining as all the stories surrounding it (costars mock Jessica’s fat ass! Knoxville plundering Lohan’s ladychamber! Adultery a-go-go!), it should be a hee-haw rollicking good time. Jessica, however, is worried. She sat and sat and pondered and pondered and after the two brain cells floating around in her oversized skull sufficiently stirred up enough friction, she came up with this thought: “I don’t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, ‘That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.’” Um. Have you seen her video? If there’s even one sixteenth of the cleavage chasm and short shorts in the movie, I think most people will certainly “like Jessica a little bit more.”
Plenty of sexy sexy pics of J-Simp for your perusal at MrSkin.com.
