Sienna Miller: Yep, Still an Asshole

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You know those girls who think of nothing but getting married all day, every day? The ones who cry and throw hissy fits when their boyfriends give them nice things like trips to France or fully-furnished condos or waffle irons as gifts because there's no stinking diamonds in it? Apparently that's Sienna Miller. Reports Star (via Celebitchy):

Sienna Miller, 26, was less than thrilled when her boyfriendÖ Balthazar Getty, 33, proudly presented her with a specially built titanium tandem. ìBalthazar spent nearly $7,000 on a custom Seven Cycles bicycle built for two and thought he could charm Sienna with it,î a source close to the actress explains.

ìBut she was not impressed. In fact, Sienna shrieked at him for being selfish and unromantic. The bottom line is that nothing is going to satisfy her until a marriage proposal comes out of his mouth. Sienna is getting impatient!î

Take this lesson to heart, Balty. Next time an occasion rolls around that requires you get a gift for your beloved, just find some errant dog shit on the curb and put a bow on it. You'll get the same reaction as if you'd put time and effort and thought and thousands of dollars into the task. Easy and cheap gift ideas, courtesy of your friends at CelebNewsWire.


You can see Sienna Miller nude at MrSkin.com. You don't even have to buy her a gift.

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sunseeker October 21, 2008 at 2:41 am

she wants a wedding ring on her finger as quick as possible before he finds out what a selfish egotistical slut she is, but he needs to divorce first and unless he wants to loose most his money which i doubt. A ring on her finger means nothing to getty look what happened to his wife.

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pammy October 21, 2008 at 8:40 am

Sunseeker, I like your attitude! Have you written to Ronald Meyer, President & COO – Universal Studios – 100
Universal City Plaza – Universal City – Los Angeles, CA 91608 and to Imagine Entertainment – 9465 Wilshire Blvd. – Beverly Hills, CA 90212? Let Sluttyienna's employers for the movie Nottingham know how you feel about this foul, loathsome woman. Don't forget to write to Brothers and Sisters – 500 South Buena Vista St. – STAGE 6 – Burbank, CA 91521 for the slutty dad. All it takes are a few words and the price of a stamp. It will work!

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sunseeker October 21, 2008 at 9:39 am

thanks pammy have already written to RONALD MEYER, just posted the letter yesterday the other two will follow. PAMMY what is a wingman in the USA apparently getty is joaquin phoenix 's wingman. thanks

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indi October 23, 2008 at 4:21 am

I've seen you ask this a number of times on a number of sites and no one seems to want to answer – so here is what google produced….

Here is one description from http://www.sosuave.com/halloffame/hall308.htm

"Sometimes when you go to a club, bar, lounge, etc., you will find women in groups. Many times they travel together and give each other support. This is why you need support also.

Wingman is a slang term which refers to a friend or buddy pick up artist who gives you support. Your wingman should help you spot potential girls, run interference, distract cock blockers (male and female), provide a back up for your stories, help with social proof, provide info on the girls and keep your spirits up if you get rejected.

In order to work together you have to establish rules with your wingman. Some pick up artists just work well together because they know what to do from experience. If you want to approach a group of girls with your wingman you guys should decide which girl each of you are going to target. That will keep you from bumping heads.

Also get your stories straight. Don't surprise your wingman by telling a girl some wild tale about your job, car, etc., without telling your wingman first. She might try to verify your story. If she takes your wingman by surprise you lose major points.

The job of a wingman is just what the name implies. He stays by your side and provides support. Your wingman should be your buddy and you guys should work together as a team."

Sounds exactly like something Getty would do….he is nothing but an oxygen thief.

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SUNSEEKER October 23, 2008 at 7:45 am

INDIE thanks for your information, apparently getty takes over when phoenix is too drunk, getty is a total waster, miller and getty deserve each other.

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roger September 7, 2011 at 1:03 pm

who the fuck is she anyway,,never heard of her let alone would i buy anything for her..

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