Siennakini, Now with Extra Haberdashery

Here's Sienna Miller, taking a much-needed break from her busy schedule of Diddy-diddling and wearing stupid crap. Oh wait, she's still wearing stupid crap. Yes, only fashion icon Sienna could take a normally comely get-up such as the common bikini and render it completely vomitous with the addition of a Peg Bundy shawl, a crusty scowl, and a hat that used to belong to Panama Jack. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's still Sienna Miller in a bikini, but you know what? We spent the entire morning being forced to stare at pictures Kevin Federline, and of Amy Winehouse's missing tooth. We need an assuaging balm for the eyeballs, and the best we could scare up were pics of an oft-nude girl, fully clothed. But hey, at least Anakin Skywalker isn't rasping about "makin' gods outta garbage" while sticking his light saber into her, right? Now that's turning that frown upside down!