All these years, Sienna Miller has been wrecking homes and screwing Snagglepuss and hating Pittsburgh and suing people. We thought she was just a dick, but as it turns out, she was probably acting out because she missed Jude Law and his David Letterman hairline. But the two appear to have rekindled their romance and now, they’re going to live together in happy, insufferably vain bliss. A source told The Sun:
“Jude was reluctant at first for anything to happen. But Sienna convinced him that she was still in love with him. Last week they put the wheels in motion to live together again. They have told staff that they are in love and will be moving back to London in the spring and they will be living together as a couple once again.”
Ah yes, the dreaded, “rounding up the staff to break the news that we’ve stopped screwing married people and making illegitimate babies and are back together” talk. It’s a rough one, best given gently yet firmly. There are good Hallmark cards for that, they’re right next to the Happy Christening ones.
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