Biggie vs. Tupac. Jay-Z vs. Nas. 50 Cent vs. The Game. These dudes don't got nothing on the vitriol that can be spewed betwixt two highlighted, Chloe-clad starlets high on Clarins self-tanner and three straight weeks of nothing but grapefruit, watercress, and Correctol. Starlet wars are the new rap rivalries, and Mischa Barton has added a weighty log to the flaming war between herself and Paris Hilton by labeling the heiress a "silly bitch." We're on the edge of our seats waiting for a car carrying Nicky Hilton, Kimberly Stewart, and Stamos Nachos to roll up outside of Bungalow 8 and plug a few rounds into Mischa's ass. Or "azz", as it were.
The nasty name-calling is not exactly unwarranted, however. You'll recall that Paris's sister Nicky called te 37-pound Mischa a "fat pig" a mere two weeks ago. Being labeled a fatty fatcakes is serious, serious business in Hollywood. At a post-BAFTA party, Mischa offered this perplexing quote when asked about Paris:
"Paris isn't my rival. I met her one or two times and she's making out there's this big rivalry between us and there so isn't. She seems to hate everyone around her age who is more successful. Silly bitch. I tuned into the [Brit Awards] because I like to know what's going on in British music and I saw her and I was like 'what?' She was coming out with all this ridiculous stuff like 'I love London because whatever.' Purleese."
Semi-well-played, Mischa, but before you go dissing a questionably talented, very thin girl with unfortunate taste in men and nearly-always half-naked breasts, you might want to stop and take a cold, hard, sobering look in the mirror. Glass houses, and all that.
Mischa and her Nude Review are at MrSkin.com.
But Paris? She's full-on butt naked.
