Remember that story about how Shia LaBeouf‘s drug-enthusiast dad was living in The Beef’s garage? Apparently that’s just the surface of the odd happenings in the The Beef family. Reports Star:
Shia LaBeouf’s childhood deserves an NC-17 rating.
In a candid new interview, the star of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ó who severely injured his hand last summer in an early morning car crash ó talks about his, um, revealing upbringing, including how his hippie mother would often walk around their home naked ó even when he had friends over to play.
“The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over,” he tells Playboy in their June issue ó on sale May 15. “All of them would just be naked around the house. That was strange for me, and it was really bizarre when my friends were there. You’ve got your little buds over, and Mom’s, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She’s in the middle of goddess-group time, where it’s literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another’s bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time.”
“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother,” he says. “She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”
Obviously, with a couple of blockbusters under his belt, it’s time for The Beef to branch out and show us he can act, man, by starring in a weirdo indie movie. Time for a Spanking the Monkey remake! We just hope Mommy The Beef can handle the shower scene.
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If he married his mother then she wouldn't be his mother anymore so it wouldn't be incest. But where's the fun in that.