Shia the Beef thinks you're a dirty, deranged pervert. Yes, YOU. Because you read that one story where he called his mommy a sexy, sexy bitch and you immediately thought, "Shia the Beef is obviously slipping the beef to his madre." Not us. Nope. We thought, "Shia the Beef would like to slip the beef to his madre, but he is a slave to social conventions." We didn't jump to conclusions like you pervs. But now the Beef is trying to clear it all up, saying:
It was Motherís Day coming up and I donít have any problems appearing crazy to make my mother smile, but she is the most beautiful woman on this planet and I love her. Sheís fly as hell. I stand by that. My momís awesomeÖ.I think the sickness is also on the other end to be able to twist the words and make it as ridiculous as that. Clearly, Iím not having sex with my mother. Itís ridiculous.
Well, clearly. We knew that Michael Bay was pissed about Paramount's failure to promote Transformers: Revenge of the Whatever (Is that a low-budget indie movie? We've never heard of it), and having Megan Fox blab and blab about about wanting to bone Angelina Jolie is an interesting approach to movie marketing, but this is the oddest angle ever. Bay must have really been thinking ahead, telling the Beef, "Say something really perverse that will disgust the public. Like something about learning about female anatomy from studying naked pictures of your mom or something, then right before the movie comes out, you can say it was taken out of context and tell every9one they're sick and twisted for thinking such things about your mom. That's sure to sell tickets to a robot fight flick."
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So Beef is Oedipal as well as edible.