Want to make a movie? You could pay Jennifer Aniston tens of millions of dollars, then see the film sink like a feke in the john. Or, you could pay pleasant Even Stevens star Shia Lebeouf a couple of bucks and a 1994 Buick LeSabre and then watch the cash roll right in! According to Forbes magazine, Shia is your best bet for a sound investment. Buy low! Sell high! Get a LeBeouf IRA now! All Headline News says:
Shia LaBeouf is the most practical choice film studios who wish to save and earn at the same time. According to Forbes’ latest list, the 24-year-old actor tops Hollywood’s Best Actors for the Buck for the second time in a row.
LaBeouf offers great return on studios’ investment on him. For every $1 they spend on him, his films return an average of $81 profit, which is much more than any other actor for this year. Although Forbes predicts that this won’t be the case the coming years. As his fame increases, he is also expected to demand more from his films.
It’s true. He is a great value. I went to see Transformers 2 and I got a supersized Shia Lebeouf with extra beouf and piles of cheese without breaking the bank. Thanks, Shia!
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And he ALMOST has a porn star name: Shyguy Le BEEF!!!
………..this is the new way of promoting your person.