Shia LaBeouf Banged Megan Fox

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Although he was delightful as a child in Even Stevens and Holes, Shia the Beef has grown up to be a bit of a wang. He famously squatted at a Chicago Walgreens and got in a few tussles at a sports bar. Also he wants to f his mom. But while he may never get the chance to get Oedipal, there is one person he did do: Megan Fox. And he’s admitting it in the new issue of Details:

“Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them… I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.”

Details then asked him about the status of Megan’s relationship with Brian Austin Green at the time: “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know,” he says, repeating “I don’t know” eight more times. “It was what it was.”

Ugh, listen to his airs, with his “Look, buddy, when you’re on a movie set, it just is what it is, mannnn.” After the interview wrapped, he probably pulled a comb through his Brylcreemed hair, rolled his cigs up in his shirt sleeve, and sped off on his “sickle”.

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