You didn't really believe all that jibba-jabba about "irreconcilable differences", did you? Charlie Sheen: once a gambling hooker-humper, always a gambling hooker-humper.
Porn star/prostitute Chloe Jones has sold her story to the Enquirer–seems that our pal Charlie, despite being married to one of Hollywood's most desirable women (Denise Richards, duh), fell off the wagon and had to dip his toes into Lake Trick. Jones claims that she used to service the Two and a Half Men star back in the pre-Denise days, and that she was paid $15,000 on February 6th of this year to blow Chuckles in a room at the Bel-Air hotel. That's a lotta scratch for one lousy beej! Her mouth must be lined with mink.
Ms. Jones was happy to "spend time" with her former client, but says poor Sheen was in quite a state. "Charlie was suicidal, sobbing, saying his marriage was over and he wanted to marry me." She also related that he told her his marriage was ending because Denise constantly accused him of gambling away all their money. "He said, 'I'm not even living with her. I'm spending long hours at work. I send my assistant over to get my clothes." Although Jones passed a polygraph test supplied by the Enquirer, Sheen's people are denying the story, natch. "The only thing they (Enquirer) got right was the spelling of his name. Charlie Sheen has not been at the Bel-Air Hotel in over a year," said his publicist, Stan Rosenfeld. "Every hour that she (Jones) mentions in the story can be accounted for."
Console yourself with Denise Richards's nude review at MrSkin.com.
