We already know that natural beauty Sharon Stone is a brilliant, extremely caring and sensitive person. If we needed someone to give our teenage daughter a two-minute conversation about sex, surely we'd call up Shazza. We're too embarrassed to tell the kid that the best way to avoid date rape is to offer up a hummer, but Sharon knows no such shame. But it turns out that in addition to enlightening our nation's youth on the trickier points of human sexuality, she's also quite adept at international relations. This weekend Sharon was paid $1.5 million to serve as emcee at the opening of the Mardan Palace in Antalya, Turkey. And Stone's comedic skills were well worth the high price tag. Says Page Six:
Stone stumbled over the word "Azerbaijan" and shrieked to the crowd, "What is that? I can't pronounce this," before inexplicably yelling, "Chaka Khan! Chaka Khan!"
Thank you thank you thank you Page Six for ending this story where you did. We are so happy that the open-ended nature of this anecdote leaves us able to imagine Sharon taking the mic out of its stand and grooving to some nonexistent beats, getting really into it and singing,
Chaka Khan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Chaka Khan
Let me rock you, that's all I wanna do
Chaka Khan, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Chaka Khan
Let me rock you, let me feel for you
And of course we see Sharon bending down really low, eyes closed, totally feeling herself up during the entire performance.
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