Perhaps she couldn't find a sitter. Perhaps the boy is easily soothed to sleep relaxing inside a car. Perhaps he was being punished for using wire hangers. Listen, we can go back and forth arguing the reasons Sharon Stone left her adopted 4-year-old son Roan inside a car for two hours while she enjoyed a dinner date, but the fact of the matter remains: she's probably gonna be in Playboy soon, and it's easy to set our differences aside and agree that this is pretty neato.
Sharon was in Playboy fifteen years ago, yes, but now she's "47 and FABULOUS!" (say that like Carson Kressly, please) and wants to show off her curiously toned form. "Sharon's sizzling and Playboy noticed. And she has been asked to pose again before she hits the big 5-0," a friend of Stone's snitched, adding that the shoot is still in the planning stages, but the Basic Instinct star is digging the idea of posing on a beach: "Sharon thinks it will be very sexy to pose in the sand." Yes, she does think that, doesn't she?
Related (or, actually completely unrelated, but whatever): Shazzbot is in big trouble after leaving her toddler Roan with her chauffeur in a hot car on Saturday night. The actress was enjoying a dinner date with a "mystery man", and people are questioning why, like a welfare mom with a coondog in a Chevette, she left the kid in the car, when she lives extremely close to the restaurant and employs more than one nanny. This does not bode well for her upcoming custody battle with mogul Phil Bronstein, with whom she bought adopted the child in 2000. But the good news is the Playboy thing. That and the fact that there are only fourteen more years until little Roan becomes legal and pens a tell-all tome about how his harridan mother made him clean the bathroom with only a toothbrush and his own spittle. We've already pre-ordered our copy at Amazon!
Sharon's barin' at MrSkin.com.
