Plastic Instinct

sharon_stone_new_face_1.jpgLook at the expression on Sharon Stone over there. "I dare you, fucker," those eyes are saying. "I dare you to mention the fact that in the past month, I've obviously had half of my mug replaced by various space-age polymers. Go ahead, tough guy. Say it. Say it and I will open my legs and flash my fabled beav of Basic Instinct fame and it will swallow you whole, and then convert your mangled body into a new set of cheekbones and a chinplant."

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milhouse September 18, 2007 at 12:12 pm

Hard to tell. That makeup is hideous, and makes her eyes look bizarre. But the crow's feet and laugh lines hint at an absence of any recent surgery.

And why does she think becoming a stick figure is attractive? Or anyone else for that matter. If I want to bang Skeletor I'll slip one of the Olsens a roofie.

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TIMMY September 19, 2007 at 8:36 am

Looks bad… Wish these chicks would stop the surgery stuff

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NonWoot September 20, 2007 at 10:36 pm

Wow, still hotter than Jenna J, at least.

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