Everyone spread your pantiless crotch wide and give greetings and salutations for new love match Sharon Stone and Christian Slater! She's a joyless harridan who shafts AIDS babies and he's a widow's peaked wino who steals about the streets of New York City under the cover of night, playing grabass with unsuspecting matrons! It's a match made in . . . Hollywood.
Christian is no stranger to being swiped with stabby objects, so it's no mystery why he's attracted to the storied icepick-wiedling of the diabolical (Diabolique?) Stone. Our gossip poobah, FemaleFirst, quotes a source close to the couple:
"They're both really happy – but they don't have long-term expectations. It's a fun fling for the holidays and Sharon is a good influence. She rarely drinks and has three kids. It's a good match for now."
In these troubled times, isn't that what we all need? Black, white, gay, straight, differently-abled, robust . . . we all could use a hookup for the holidays. Stocking sex. Tinsel trouncing. Hanukkah humpage. Now, more than ever.
See Shazza's scones at MrSkin.com.
And pretend to grab Christian's ass at MaleStars.com.
